December 2009
6 posts
All That : The New Yorker →
new DFW…
imboycrazy.com | the things we do to keep from being alone.
one of the worst things when you give your body to someone, is when they are looking right at you- and you know they can’t see you. you want to be touched, you think you’ll be special to them, you like kissing, and hugging, and licking, and fucking too- but you’re with someone who is only there with their body and has no capability of...
But whatever I don’t like about myself, it doesn’t matter, because I am a woman...
– katie west will knock the wind right out of you. (via meaghano)
there’s a line between witty that will get you laid and witty that will not get you laid. i mean who decided which kind of wit is worthy of fornication?
November 2009
4 posts
October 2009
2 posts
winter is almost here and i feel it.
i feel it, under my feet when I crunch autumn leaves. or from the strange comfort of his warm socks. or when you read lorrie moore and it feels right since its cold and funny and in your head you speak like her but it never comes out so eloquently.
September 2009
15 posts
the Pavement reunion is on - multiple nights @... →
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
what exactly do people write about when a boy you...
when every minute of the morning ritual dance only works between you two and maybe your roommate’s cat? do you write about how intimacy is not during deep serious sex, but rather brief moments of when your knuckles touch? or when you don’t hear the city roaring of exhaust and heels and rebel yells, since him playing that iron and wine song silences everything else?
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The problem with a beautiful woman is that she makes everyone around her feel...
– Lorrie Moore
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-6) →
The Dead Weather (2)
The Antlers (1)
Stars (1)
The Big Pink (1)
Modest Mouse (1)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
This American Life: Behind the Scenes with Ira... →
NYC hipsters! Get your picture taken for the LATFH... →
soupsoup:
(via lookatthisfuckinghipster)
The easy part is getting the book deal.
The hard part is getting people to actually agree to represent the content that the deal was based on when you realize the pictures you swiped off the internet are not public domain and unusable in the actual book.
i like my body when it is with your body. It is so quite new a thing. Muscles better and nerves more. i like your body. i like what it does, i like its hows. i like to feel the spine of your body and its bones, and the trembling -firm-smooth ness and which i will again and again and again kiss, i like kissing this and that of you, i like, slowly stroking the, shocking fuzz of your electric fur,...
The Feedbag makes Chicken McConfit with FancyFastFood.com on Vimeo (via Vimeo)
August 2009
18 posts
McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Health Care Reform:... →
MYTH:
The Democratic health care reform proposal will not let you choose your own doctor.
FACT:
You will have a wider-than-ever range of doctors to choose from! In order to accommodate 45 million new patients, the plan expands the definition of “doctor” from “medically licensed professional” to now also include: • Morning radio DJs who have adopted the moniker •...
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i guess cuteness trumped over badassness
the trend of capitalizing Things That Are...
Is this trend limited to tumblr?
Suggestions: Getting to Know my Left Hand, Walking and Learning About Life, Changing Diapers
on why i don't play foursquare
1. i will probably not go to work/class. instead i’ll try to be the mayor of my fave spots.
2. i will be gone missing. thought process: “okay this place is near and i could probably take the 1 after that and oh this other place is near that. AWESOME”
sarcasm vs. sarcasm
me: i’m peachy. like a peach, full of pesticides.
steve, the bossman: peachy? do you taste, smell like peaches? are you of peach-ish quality?
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duh, i’m a shark! 1. they are badass 2. just cross apply my first point to everything people say about cats.
i was seriously considering cats since the shark one covers my face. VAPID MUCH?
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the laughing heart // charles bukowski
your life is your life don’t let it be clubbed into dank submission. be on the watch. there are ways out. there is a light somewhere. it may not be much light but it beats the darkness. be on the watch. the gods will offer you chances. know them. take them. you can’t beat death but you can beat death in life, sometimes. and the more often you learn to do it, the more light there will be. your life...
you know you have an actual life (outside of the...
i could care less, but ben checks it and tells me. boob.
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OH HAI.
July 2009
90 posts
Dignan's Notebook →
The Best Thing in The History of The Internet.
'Imperial,' by William T. Vollmann -- New York... →
I was sitting on the train one day chipping away at William T. Vollmann’s latest slab of obsessional nonfiction when my friend Tsia, who incidentally is not an underage Thai street whore, offered to save me time with a blurby one-sentence review based entirely on the book’s cover and my synopsis of its first 50 pages. “Just write that it’s like Robert Caro’s The Power Broker,” she said, “but with...
I just taught someone how to prepare/eat...
i guess growing up in california had its feats
Re-Engineering the Earth - The Atlantic →